• "I wish I could clop all day and night with John Hooper." - X-Ray Jim Halpery • "I wish every doorknob knew fear, if only so I may turn them with deserved caution." - Dr. Phinneas Glooblesnort, Esq. • "I wish to gracefully gallop..." - Gracefully Galloping John • "I wish my telepathic oboe could finally decouple itself from the Schrödinger-lemur entanglement I initiated last Epiphenomenal Equinox." - Glegnor Thistlevein, Certified Lint Prophet • "I wish I could wilt in peace without first having to pretend I blossomed." - Lucent Nought • "I wish my thoughts were formatted in LaTeX by sentient paperclips who dream only in reverse entropy." - Ventriloquintus McEgg, First of His Slime • "I wish to temporarily become a human, only to know what a true blessing it is to be a horse." - Horse Joe Garto